From "Brown buys himself a little time" by Phillip Matier, Andrew Ross in the San Francisco Chronicle.
Rough draft: They hit the send button a little too soon over at the Bill Jones for Senate headquarters the other day.
As a result, out went a release -- we kid you not -- that read: "The Republican nominee for U.S. Senate today unveiled his plans to lower gas prices in California, criticizing Barbara Boxer's failed leadership on energy and properly addressing rising gas prices.
" 'Blah blah blah,' said Secretary Bill Jones. 'Blah blah blah.' "
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Posted by cbsisco at July 18, 2004 12:14 PMQ: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A: You can't get down off an elephant.
Ain't no right way to do a wrong thing.
-- The Mad Dogtender
Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A: You can't get down off an elephant.