"Quanta...like spit in the dust of a baseball field" - Cody

December 01, 2003

I hid the money in the mattress.

I also hid the money behind the dust jackets of my favorite books. I hid it underneath the silverware drawer and inside the "broken" light bulbs I was keeping hidden in my sock drawer. I hid so much money that I can't even remember how much it was I hid in the first place.

But now I can't find it. I look in the freezer and all I see is food. My books are full of worthless words. Where did it all go?

Not too long ago, it came to my attention that I was a political insider, much to my surprise and gratification. But now I'm not so sure. If I am an insider, then where is my piece of the Pentagon pie?

Posted by cbsisco at December 1, 2003 07:56 PM
Comments

is that your bedroom? it's so pretty!

thank you for buying my shirt! do you look sexy in it? i bet you do. sorry we were so caught up in settlers of catan world to actually talk to you. =(

Posted by: michele at December 1, 2003 08:05 PM

all right, that's THREE cementhorizon sections with pie references in the last week. where will it end?

this reminds me of that episode of three's company where larry gives jack some money to hide for him but then needs it back because a cowboy is going to hurt him, so they look all over the apartment for it before it turns up in cindy's bra. true story!

Posted by: holohan at December 1, 2003 08:22 PM

I am a very stylish girl. I took some photos with my webcam of me in my shirt. I only planned on taking one or two but I couldn't get my face and the shirt graphic on the same pic. Plus I can't help mugging for the camera. So now I have about 30 pics but there's no way I'll post them. Never. Not in 30 years.

Regarding Settlers of Catan: It looked like too much fun. That's why I ran away. Otherwise, I would have demanded to build my own settlements. Seriously, I want to play sometime. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Cody at December 2, 2003 06:27 PM

i want to play again too. it was my first time. i popped my settler cherry. only four people can play at a time though. but gene owns it, so prob you could play whenever you wanted if you could convince 3 other people to play.

put up a picture! just one! come on.

Posted by: michele at December 3, 2003 12:18 AM

done! I can't believe I caved so quickly. I'm such a fame whore!

Posted by: cody at December 6, 2003 05:21 PM

so cute!

Posted by: michele at December 7, 2003 12:33 AM

If you look at the picture while squinting, Cody looks like Fred Savage!

Posted by: robyn at December 7, 2003 10:56 AM

I'm so glad you didn't compare me to the brother, Ben. But then you know that I would have to show up at your work pretending to be him, hitting on you and making a scene, just to get back at you. But you didn't mention him, so I won't do that, and let's just forget I ever mentioned it.
--C "Fred" Sisco

Posted by: cody at December 8, 2003 03:50 PM

Did I forget to tell you that when we were dating, my co-workers used to call you "Boy Meets World?" Oops! Guess the cat's out of the bag!

Posted by: Clint at December 21, 2003 01:56 PM
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