It's here! The day has finally come. After all these years of paying attention to the issues, of fearlessly voicing my opinion and working for the common good, I have finally broke into the political establishment.
Over the past several days, I've fielded phone calls from Al Gore, Bill Clinton, Barbara Boxer, and even Jesse Jackson. I'm assuming I missed Diane's call. But why wouldn't she just leave a voice mail? It must be too important for that. I'm sure she just wants to speak to me in person.
I know you're all counting on somehow making the most of our friendship and acquaintance, but I have to say that I'm firmly against political favors, and so don't expect me to drop a pound of pork in your lap now that I'm down with the big heavies.
Yours truly,
Political Insider Cody Sisco
"Working it from the inside--out"