"Quanta...like spit in the dust of a baseball field" - Cody

July 01, 2003

Other Thoughts on Pirates VS Bunnies

It has been said that a lady prefers bunnies to pirates for her companions. See Carthage.

I agree that this is true. However, do gentlemen also prefer bunnies? The playboy logo suggests that they do.

More generally, how do we all feel about this bunny-pirate rivalry? And what about kid pirates (or pseudo kid pirates like the Goonies and their never-grew-up role model One-Eyed Willie)?

And what about a messianic death's head bunny (like the one from Donnie Darko)?

These are all very important questions that may never be resolved by our contemporaries. But I have to say that my preference will always be for Cary Elwes dressed up as the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Posted by cbsisco at July 1, 2003 04:37 PM

i'll tell you one thing. there are few things that rival the un-sexiness of a woman in a pirate costume. fishnets be damned.

now a bunny costume, on the other hand. with those big floppy feet, the fuzzy white belly, the giant bunny head... hoo... i'll be right back.

Posted by: holohan at July 1, 2003 05:18 PM

reese witherspoon looks pretty hot as a bunny in legally blonde. i'm just saying.

admittedly cary elwes is also damn cute.

Posted by: michele at July 1, 2003 05:38 PM

I'd take Cary Elwes over a bunny any day. Oh, my sweet, darling Westly!

Only mildly related... although I haven't seen it yet, I hear Orlando Bloom makes a pretty hot pirate in The Pirates of the Caribbean. I can't wait for it to come out on DVD...

Posted by: Kristina at July 12, 2003 05:53 PM

I feel that Johnny Depp is, without a doubt, one billion times hotter as a pirate than Orlando Bloom.

Posted by: Jacob at July 12, 2003 08:02 PM

i really didn't think much of orlando bloom's pirateness. for one, i kept seeing him with long blond hair and pointy ears, and for two, he's too damn earnest and good. johnny depp's pirate, on the other hand, is a staggering drunken weird bastard with horrible dreadlocks, gold teeth and tattoos, and inexplicable but incredibly hot eyeliner. i want to sign on to his crew and go pillaging off into the sunset with him.

Posted by: dianna at July 12, 2003 11:59 PM

i have to agree with jacob johnny depp is a way hotter and sexier pirate than orlando. and i think that johnny's beads,dredlocks and tattoos go perfectly with his charm. and did know that all his tattoos are real? now will that make u hate him just cause he has tattoos? not me i love tattoos on a guy, but especialy johnny. he be hotter than hell as a pirate.

Posted by: melina at August 8, 2003 03:56 PM

I loved Johnny in potc. The look he had was great,dreadlocks, gold teeth, and yes ALL THE TATTOOS. Without Johnny the movie would have went no where. And yes I have four tattoos myself and the newest one is Johnnys jack sparrow tattoo that I had tattooed on my left calf.

Posted by: debbie at September 3, 2003 05:33 PM

oh heavens.

Posted by: dianna at September 3, 2003 06:18 PM

I agree with everyone on this page.......Johnny Depp was sooooo hot in Pirates of the carribean. I wanna get a tattoo like his of the sparrow, I think that would be so cool. I love Johnny Depp and really want to meet him someday!

Posted by: megan at September 21, 2003 11:52 PM

i recently had johnny depp's pirate face tattooed over my own face, eyeliner and all. when my lips are closed you can see the tattoo of johnny's gold teeth. i love this tattoo and i love johnny! i will never regret this move ever!

Posted by: didofoot at September 22, 2003 08:26 AM

omg, lol! i've never wanted to kiss you on the lips before (okay maybe once or twice) but now how will i resist?

Posted by: cody at September 22, 2003 08:32 AM

I just had the sparrow tattoo that Johnny Depp has on his right arm, put in the exact same spot. It's awesome! I also have a tattoo of the elvish word "nine" like Orlando Bloom. Mine is on the back of my neck.

Posted by: Kristy at October 4, 2003 12:03 AM

heheh... wow, check out that email address.

if i ever become famous i'm covering every damn tattoo i have. the copying's creeping me out just a tiny bit. kristen, you're not helping.

Posted by: dianna at October 4, 2003 12:11 AM

Well i still have the Jack Sparrow tattoo dianna and guess what I am getting Orlando characters name from lotr in elvish tattooed on my shoulder.

Posted by: debbie at October 24, 2003 06:11 PM

Dum de dum dum dum de de dum de dum....

Funny that, I thought for sure the tattoo would be gone by now!

*exit dianna, giggling*

Posted by: dianna at October 24, 2003 10:17 PM

fuck you guys are losers. it's so cool to get tattoos that mean nothing to you, except that some guy you think is hot has them.

Posted by: arinn at November 11, 2003 03:10 PM

arinn, i thank you to keep your cynical comments to yourself. we have no room for your kind of logical thought here. and i have no room on my body for anymore tattoos because i have so many! i even got a billy bob tattoo on my shoulder and then had it removed,!! just ,, like, angelina!,

Posted by: erica at November 13, 2003 12:06 AM

johnny depp is the sexiest man ever!!! no else even comes close (exept davey havok)

Posted by: kk at December 12, 2003 07:10 PM

i really want to get the sparrow tattoo, i'm planning on getting it on my ankle though, i dont want it to be big and super noticeable.

Posted by: jessica at January 8, 2004 05:04 PM

and yes, Johnny Depp is the sexiest man alive!

Posted by: jessica at January 8, 2004 05:05 PM

i am a big ray bradbury fan, so i got tattooed all over just like the illustrated man! now i am just like my favorite character from science fiction! but not, you know, murderous.

Posted by: didofoot at January 9, 2004 08:50 AM

I don't know, Kris, I think your first one was better. But at least now you can have a career in the circus.

Posted by: dianna at January 9, 2004 09:53 AM

Dah He's Sexy!!... I would'nt mind tapping that!!! lol...JusPlayin! So yeah he's really sexy I that tattoo on his arm with his mom's name...

Posted by: Odessa Calista at April 23, 2004 05:28 PM

I think I would perfer a pirate to a bunny anyday! Especially if that pirate just happens to be Johnny Depp!!! He is so sexy!! I would marry him in a heartbeat!!


Posted by: Michelle at July 3, 2004 03:46 PM

I think all of you people are CRAZY!!! Orlando Bloom is way hotter than Johnny Depp. I have posters of him everywhere!!! But I would never get a tattoo just because he has one, that is psyco!

Posted by: Jamie Bulls at December 11, 2004 02:43 PM

jamie didnt you hear about the depp campane? if 1,000 girls gets johnnys tattoo from pirates tattooed on them then johnny will feed all the orphans for a year!!! omg he is 2 sweet! i am totally goin to get it bc i feel so bad for the kidz. gimme yer email address and i will send you the fwd were i herd about it!!

Posted by: didofoot at December 11, 2004 06:47 PM

i totally agree with didofoot. johnny is so sweet and incredibly fiiiiiiiiinnnnne! this is probably why he was voted the sexiest man alive and not orlando bloom.

Posted by: Katie at December 20, 2004 06:17 PM

i read that some of u have the "Sparrow in Flight" tattoo like Johhny's. i am interested in getting a replica of Johhny's but i cant seem to find a pict w/ good details. any1 have 1 they can shoot to me? much appricieated.

Posted by: christine at June 5, 2005 02:51 PM

Ladies! I totally agree, i was just thinking about "copying" one of johnnys tattoos and getting 'er done. I love everything about johnny depp and would use a pirate pick up line on him any day!
PS: i made up my own pirate character!! it is neat-o gang!

Posted by: megan at June 13, 2005 10:44 AM

I am planning on getting the "Sparrow in Flight" tattoo as well, and I was wondering if you all that have it already could send me a picture...I can't find a good one anywhere. 'Preciate it.

Posted by: Regina at December 12, 2005 07:41 PM